Sunday, November 05, 2006

Dow reaches 12,000

Considering the Dow has once again fallen below 12,000, I thought this satirical article was once again hilariously relevant.
The Dow Jones industrial average scored its first close above 12,000 Thursday, yet for some unknown reason, millions of people in the world remain in grinding poverty and squalor. "I can't figure it out," commented stockbroker Jerry Corrin. "I got two houses and three cars and some people don't even have clean water to drink. They must be lazy or stupid or something, because money's falling out of the goddamned sky around here."


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